Appeared in Dork Tower: The Junkfood Issue (#19 June/July 2002).
Miniatures rules for Gummi Bear warfare.
You need:
-- 10 Gummi Bears for each player's army (each player has Gummi Bears of a distinct color)
-- a dollar bill for measuring movement distance and attack zone
--a set of 'Fate Bears' for each player (one bear of each of the five main colors) for combat resolution.
--Play area with obstacles
On your turn, you may move (some or all of your Gummis) and the attack. Combat is resolved by the attacker secretly choosing a Fate Bear and the defender secretly choosing one or more (depending on the situation) Fate Bears. If the attacker's Fate Bear does not match any of the defender's Fate Bear colors, the attack is successful.